Vermont Teddy Bear

Have you purchased your Vermont Teddy Bear yet?
"It's a sure thing"

If you bought a Vermont Teddy Bear, we will have to subtract 200 Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs)

Also in this edition:
-Jockeys- the story of the very little horsemen.
-We really, really, really dislike the Snuggie, the Shamwow, oh yes, and the guy with the Shamwow.
-George forman you are still pretty awesome

-Most importantly, it's been decided: we are going to "The Meeting" yes "The Meeting".
"The Meeting" is so secret that we can't tell you about it. All we can tell you is that it's Very Very Moldovan.