Join the [MOLD] clan!!!

Recruits!!!

Your chance to get 500 Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs)

As you may recall, recently, MANY GODZILLAS achieved Brigadier General Level 53 -Prestige (This now has been raised to Level 54).

We call on you to join the [MOLD] clan. [MOLD] is short for mold, jut in case. If and when you do, we will credit your MOPs account with 500 MOPs. Our goal is to reach one or more recruit(s).

500 Moldovan Oxen Points:



No need to thank us.

PRESTIGE: BRIGADIER GENERAL

Yes, Yes,

We know how much you were waiting on updates regarding MANY GODZILLAS latest notable achievements, so here it is.

Brigadier General Level 53 -Prestige*and still going.

*Just in case you didn't know PRESTIGE is only available after making Four Star COMMANDER (level 65), pretty big deal, if you ask people.

Code Name: [MOLD]MANYGODZILLAS
Clan Tag: [MOLD] - short for mold.

Useful stats:

- PRESTIGE Level I
- XP 93348
- Score 94078
- Kills/Deaths 8466/8229 (ratio - 1.03)
- Best Streak 28 (kills)
- Head Shots 732
- Wins/Losses 434/427 (ratio- 1.02, and streak 12)

This best sums up what is happening to the OTHERS:

Stankgrass- 2009 Winter League Men's Open in BM

MANY GODZILLAS will join Stankgrass in the 2009 Winter League Men's Open in BM. Now you know.

AWESOME!

The Opponents:



When:


Excellent.

Find a Moldovan for 1000 MOPs

Yes,

We would like to bring about the first opportunity to increase your MOPs (Moldovan Oxen Points) account by 1000 MOPs:

1000 Moldovan Oxen Points:


All you have to do is to find and bring about a Moldovan in his/her natural habitat.

BONUS:
Daca Moldovanul tau are vreun talent special (ex. poate sa vorbeasca cu veverite) atunci o sa primesti un bonus de 500 MOPs. Succes.

The Gay Bomb, that's right...

Some may say that watching a lot of TV is not good, but how else would one learn about top secret government projects such as - "The Gay Bomb"

YES the GAY BOMB:

Super Very Top Secret Specs:
1. Use a strong aphrodisiac
2. Drop it on enemy troops
3. Ideally cause homosexual behavior

We even found some Super Very Top Secret inside look:



For the skeptics out there, we have Super results:

OBAMA Breaking News:

We have this astonishing Breaking News, just in:

It appears Obama decided to decline the presidency and instead start a chain of fried chicken fast foods.

Although, we are not sure about the "peoples" reaction yet, we do speculate that Obama Fried Chicken ( OFC ) will be delicious.

Obama COMBO Number 1:



As you can see, the patriotic/bringing people together aspect of Obama will be maintained.

KFC beware, Bojangles also.

Inauguration

Going to see BARAK

Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs)

We would like to learn you a lesson on Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs), what they look like as well as the value.

Intro:
MOPs are highly valued and respect by all GODZILLAS everywhere, anywhere, and anytime. We will let you know about upcoming opportunities to get your pockets full of these MOPs.

History:
Sometime between the distant past and the more distant future, right about the time GODZILLAS invented "EZ Cracker" (an ingenious devise that allows you to easily crack eggs), MANY GODZILLAS realized that in order to advance its already advanced society they needed an exchange system of sorts.

Courious facts:
-You can not buy ice cream or go to the movies by paying with MOPs.
-You can pay Chuck Norris 1000 MOPs /day as a personal bodyguard and cook (he makes delicious crumpets).
-MOPs are very heavy, each MOP is equivalent to One Mature Male Oxen.
-International use: everywhere.
-No coins.

Congrats!!! If you brushed your teeth today we will send you 10 MOPs.

So here they are:

1 Moldovan Oxen Point:




3 Moldovan Oxen Points:




5 Moldovan Oxen Points:




10 Moldovan Oxen Points:




20 Moldovan Oxen Points:




50 Moldovan Oxen Points:




100 Moldovan Oxen Points:




200 Moldovan Oxen Points:




500 Moldovan Oxen Points:




1000 Moldovan Oxen Points:

Learn More About GODZILLAS:

We know how eager you are to learn more about MANY GODZILLAS.

Just in case you were not yet aware, the more you know the more interesting you will be at parties and other social gatherings.

Also, the more you know, the more MOP's (Moldovan Oxen Points) you are able to attain/obtain/get/trade/eat.


Height - 100 m (330 ft)
Weight - 60,000 tons
Shoe Size - 22.5 m (74 ft)
Leg Height - 41.5 m (137 ft)
Tail Length - 140 m (462 ft)
Arm Length - 22.5 m (74 ft)
Fist Size - 11 m (36 ft)
Meltdown Temp - 1200°C (2192°F)
Best Friend - Chuck Norris


Link to MORE MANY GODZILLAS knowledge...

GODZILLAS Wedding Celebration

Yesterday we went to our first ever GODZILLAS ONLY Wedding. It was many fun, see what you missed by not being a GODZILLAS.





PS: Someone has a lot of time on their hands. We are of-course talking about the wedding planners.

Aardvark

Have you ever seen such thing?

Uratura de Sfintul Vasile, partea # 2

If you need ideas for costumes for "Sfintul Vasile".

NOTE: MANY GODZILLAS does not recommend, support or endorse using a bears skin for partying reasons. However in the case the bear attacked you first, then you can take its nice furry coat and use it for Saint Vasile our father.

Uratura de Sfintul Vasile

Aho! Aho!

Sfintul Vasile means Saint Vasile, and yes you have guessed it, he is our father. Today is his saint day. This means lot and lots of partying in the Great Nation of MOLDOVA. Below you will find a "uratura" this is something comparable to the US' "trick or treat" just slightly longer. Similar, to Halloween, people dress-up, and party much. You can too, please send us your costume pictures to qualify for a bonus round of MOPs (see below).

Also today, we are introducing Moldovan Oxen Points (AKA- MOPs) to the public (this has been in beta testing for some time now). If you learn the "uratura" below you will gain 100 MOPs. These MOPs can be traded on the MOLDOVAN-GODZILAN Stock Exchange.

GOOD LUCK.

13.01.2009 - Sfintul Vasile

Noi am rupt în cinci
Si-am dat si la calici,
Care stau cu limba-n gura
Si nu stiu nici-o uratura
Mânati mai, hai, hai, hai!

Jupâneasa gazda a facut
Un colac rar
Si-mpletit frumos
Pentru plugarasi scos;
Si 1-a taiat în doua
Si ne-a dat si noua;
Si 1-a taiat în cinci

Si mi-a dat si mie
Ca-s încaltat cu opinci,
Cu opinci îngurguiate,
Cu paie de ovaz legate.
Mânati mai, hai, hai, hai!

Am mai avea de urat
Dar nu suntem dintr-un sat apropiat
Ci din loc îndepartat,
Unde iepurele
Sti-a pazi oile,
Iar vulpea gaini nu pofteste.
Mai îndemnati, mai flacai,
Hai, hai, hai!
Mai mânati, mai!

Aho, aho!
Mâine anul se-noieste
Plugusorul se porneste
Si începe-a colinda
Pe la case a ura.

Iarna-i grea, omatu-i mare,
Semne bune anul are,
Semne bune de belsug
Ca si brazda de sub plug.
Mânati mai, hai, hai, hai!

Aho, aho, Plugurel mititel
Cu rotilele de fier,
Plugusor cu sase boi,
Plugusor mânat de noi,
Nu ca plugul lui Tarâta
Tras de zece pui de mâta,
Unu-i lung si altu-i scurt
Da-mi colacul sa ma duc.
Roata-n brazda, mai flacai,
Mânati mai si hai, hai, hai!

Si când grâul a fost copt
Treierat si vânturat
În care l-a încarcat
Si la moara a plecat,
Acolo a macinat

Si-a facut un colac pentru sat
Pe piatra morii masurat,
În cuptor l-a vârât prin tinda
Si 1-a scos afara c-o grinda,
Si l-a taiat în doua
Si ne-a dat si noua;

Our Ultimate Nemesis

Our Ultimate Nemesis is: Delhome.
(for now at least)

So thanks to the "great game" of Delhome the Panthers got stumped by the Cardinals.

All I have to say about this: is that the last time I was this disappointed was when I learned that Santa wasn't real. Yes, it was that bad.

Delhome is not our friend, not at all.

Goin to the panthers game.

Goin to the panthers game. GO PANTHERS!

Panthers Conspiracy Theory

MANY GODZILLAS believe that when Steve and Ken got in to it it was a staged event by John Fox himself to bring the team together, which is exactly what happened:

“It took a bigger man out of Ken Lucas to forgive and it kind of brought the team closer. It kind of sounds funny, but we had a big heart-to-heart players-only meeting and it drew this team closer together than you would imagine. It didn’t tear us apart. It brought us closer.”—Panthers SS Chris Harris on the end result of the Ken Lucas-Steve Smith altercation at training camp.

Oh conspiracy, how awesome you are.

GO Panthers, GO!

Florida vs Oklahoma

MANY GODZILAS think that it will be Oklahoma that wins, even though the odds are against them. Florida is definitely the better team (we think) but this will be their demise - because they will assume to play an easy game.

Listen to GODZILLA

Godzilla - Thunderpuss 2000

Godzilla Biscuits

Because we are famous:

Once in a while we search for MANY GODZILLAS pictures on this internet thing, and we got a good one:

"Godzilla Biscuits"


We have yet to have these " godzila buscuits", but are certain they are delicious.

ESPN Couch Potato Winer

So even if you are not thinking it now, you probably have spent many hours in the past contemplating on how you can get famous* while remaining completely worthless.

Well good news: you can tryout for the Ultimate Couch Potato. Yes, it is official**, with official rules, and official refs on ESPN Zone.

This is an extreme, difficult, and dangerous sport. If you think that "it aint no thing" consider this:

Jessica Mosley (she certainly is very sexy), an education coordinator from Arlington, Virginia, won Baltimore’s first-ever Ultimate Couch Potato competition - outlasting Bel Air, Maryland resident and data collector Alex Pyzik – almost three full days after the competition kicked off Thursday morning at 11 a.m. ET. Mosley set an unofficial Guinness World Record with her 70-plus hour performance, besting Suresh Joachim’s 2005 mark of 69 hours, 48 minutes.

PS:
What the hell is ESPN Zone?


MANY GODZILLAS definitions:

- Famous* - One that makes it on TV. By make it we mean: be on TV or any other broadcasting device(s).
- Official** - Apparently this doesn't really mean anything anymore. The good thing is that it can mean what ever you want it to.

Staff Sergeant III - PRESTIGE

Congrats!!!

MANY GODZILLAS achieves: Staff Sergeant III - PRESTIGE*

*Just in case you didn't know PRESTIGE is only available after making Four Star COMMANDER (level 65)

Code Name: [MOLD]MANYGODZILLAS
Clan Tag: MOLD

Useful stats:

- PRESTIGE Level I
- XP 6126
- Score 60790
- Kills 5460
- Best Streak 21 (kills)
- Head Shots 462
- Wins/Losses 299/282 (ratio- 1.06, and streak 12)

Wild Card Predictions:

It is time for MANY GODZILLAS to reveal what is to come. So here it is:

MANY GODZILLAS favor Atlanta:


MANY GODZILLAS favor Chargers:


MANY GODZILLAS favor Dolphins:


MANY GODZILLAS favor Vikings:



So now you know what's going to happen. Yes, we MANY GODZILLAS have seen the future.

Operation "New Year/New Snowboard"

I must admit: Operation "New Year/New Snowboard" fell through.

But it's OK, because as my father always used to say: "Why do we fall Victor? So we can learn how to get up". That's right now you know the truth. Batman is my father.

If you ever wonder how I know that Bruce lee is Moldovan:

Wonder no more.



Don't ever say I never told you so.