ESPN Couch Potato Winer

So even if you are not thinking it now, you probably have spent many hours in the past contemplating on how you can get famous* while remaining completely worthless.

Well good news: you can tryout for the Ultimate Couch Potato. Yes, it is official**, with official rules, and official refs on ESPN Zone.

This is an extreme, difficult, and dangerous sport. If you think that "it aint no thing" consider this:

Jessica Mosley (she certainly is very sexy), an education coordinator from Arlington, Virginia, won Baltimore’s first-ever Ultimate Couch Potato competition - outlasting Bel Air, Maryland resident and data collector Alex Pyzik – almost three full days after the competition kicked off Thursday morning at 11 a.m. ET. Mosley set an unofficial Guinness World Record with her 70-plus hour performance, besting Suresh Joachim’s 2005 mark of 69 hours, 48 minutes.

PS:
What the hell is ESPN Zone?


MANY GODZILLAS definitions:

- Famous* - One that makes it on TV. By make it we mean: be on TV or any other broadcasting device(s).
- Official** - Apparently this doesn't really mean anything anymore. The good thing is that it can mean what ever you want it to.