Friday, January 16, 2009

Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs)

We would like to learn you a lesson on Moldovan Oxen Points (MOPs), what they look like as well as the value.

Intro:
MOPs are highly valued and respect by all GODZILLAS everywhere, anywhere, and anytime. We will let you know about upcoming opportunities to get your pockets full of these MOPs.

History:
Sometime between the distant past and the more distant future, right about the time GODZILLAS invented "EZ Cracker" (an ingenious devise that allows you to easily crack eggs), MANY GODZILLAS realized that in order to advance its already advanced society they needed an exchange system of sorts.

Courious facts:
-You can not buy ice cream or go to the movies by paying with MOPs.
-You can pay Chuck Norris 1000 MOPs /day as a personal bodyguard and cook (he makes delicious crumpets).
-MOPs are very heavy, each MOP is equivalent to One Mature Male Oxen.
-International use: everywhere.
-No coins.

Congrats!!! If you brushed your teeth today we will send you 10 MOPs.

So here they are:

1 Moldovan Oxen Point:




3 Moldovan Oxen Points:




5 Moldovan Oxen Points:




10 Moldovan Oxen Points:




20 Moldovan Oxen Points:




50 Moldovan Oxen Points:




100 Moldovan Oxen Points:




200 Moldovan Oxen Points:




500 Moldovan Oxen Points:




1000 Moldovan Oxen Points:

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